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But little did he know, that if you use and sell blow…your life is sure to go. Giovanni was a loser who tried hassling money with drugs. At such high speed, it would cause searing of the gluteus maximus, and down to his rectal cavity, casing death by massive bleeding. Khyber Zaffarkhan: This gentleman must have felt intense pain as his butt was dragged across the asphalt.
#DEATH CLOCK DRIVER#
He jumped into the back of the truck and as the driver hit a bump, Giovanni fell, with his arms and legs bound to the truck."AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed Giovanni as the driver sped up. "I don't have my money, right no-", started the driver before pun a gun to his face."You better give me my goddamn money right now!" "I don't have my money, right no-", started the driver before pun a gun to his face."You better give me my goddamn money right now!" In an instant, the truck driver sped off, but Giovanni wasn't done. He was an apple that fell from a douche tree "Where's my money?" asked Giovanni angrily. These plants contain toxins that have a strange effect on the body, as it makes you happy and loving.īut oddly enough, that wasn't the case with Giovanni. Randall Stevens (Ex-stoner): Being a stoner means that you are smoking or selling weed, marijuana, and cannabis, plants that are taken from the parts of a hemp plant.
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"That'll be $50.00", said Giovanni as he handed a pack of cigarettes to a stranger. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because everyday we live, we face…1000 WAYS TO DIE."ĭoes anyone know what a dealer is? It's a hack who spends their lives getting high. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE." Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted." "Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased." "WARNING: The deaths portrayed on this show are real and extremely graphic. It's nothing but carnage on this next episode. We have a dealer whose ass is dragged, a slob who gets…rubbed out, a woman who shops…and then flops, a zookeeper who meets the king, a rock -n- roll hater who gets rocked out, two thieving dummies who steal the wrong box, and to wrap it up, a tour guide from hell who gets…logged off. "Death is like clock, you never know when your time is up.